cloudmarsh:

"The universe is neither evil, nor good, it simply does not care. The stars don’t care, or the Sun, or the sky. But they don’t have to! We care! There is light in the world, and it is us!

Tags: HPMOR

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Ah, they’re doing civil war, nice.

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stephenharperpm:

cloysterbell:

"The average person uses 10% of their brain capacity."

This just in: it’s 2014 and people still don’t understand that that’s not true in the slightest.

"Imagine what she could do with 100%."

I imagine she’ll have a seizure but I doubt that’d make for a good film.

Like I…

Nope. The 10% stat refers to how much of your brain is used to think. The rest of it is incapable of thought cos it has different jobs, like keeping you alive and remembering how to talk.

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

None of you have seen The Room, have you?

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mamalaz:

Avengers Actually Assembled

A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.

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chicagomoonlight:

kaywinnetleetam:

However loving his parents may have seemed, he [Simon] knew that, scratch the surface, and they’d scream and run away. And here he’s confronted with a guy who is just everyting he thinks is wrong about a person, who comes back for him when the chips are down because he’s on his crew. To me, that’s a  real parent, and that is an extremely beautiful thing to get to, and I think it’s very real… But the most important thing about ‘Safe’ was that relationship.

Joss Whedon, Firefly: The Official Companion, Volume One

fuck you, Joss….

This fucking guy

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ridge:

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

it’s back

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I wonder how many people have re blogged this thinking it’s actually Morgan Freeman’s twitter?

I wonder how many people have re blogged this thinking it’s actually Morgan Freeman’s twitter?

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fagcock:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

I think it’s clever

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randombrethren:

Why did I never think of looking up playlists of “setting” music and ambiance for D&D and other RPGs for writing before?

I’ve done this occasionally. It works really well for sessions with a lot of fighting, so stuff like duels of the fates from Star Wars or ride of the Valkyries, but if the game’s gonna jump about a lot it really interrupts the flow to go onto spotify and change tracks all the time.

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